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Reasons To See The Hobbit For The Xth time [Click to continue reading]

1st time: It’s Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good.


2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn’t miss something. 

3rd time: I can’t really be sure that there isn’t some after-credits scene unless I’ve stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time. 

4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other. 

6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com

7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I’ll bring some paper and write down some thoughts. 

8th time: Ugh, it’s too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT!

The first two times are 100% autobiographical and the rest are purely wishful thinking on my part.

Also sorry to keep spamming you with this. I promise you this will be the last time that I mention it. 

Mention what? Exactly.

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    Totes what I did for Return of the King (5 times, a personal record)
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    The first two times are 100% autobiographical and the rest are purely wishful thinking on my part. Also sorry to keep...
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